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Opinion Poll

 

 

Are Martin Pattersons breasts a potential hazard to opposition cricketers?

 

Yes - They could knock you out
Yes - They could give u a bona whilst batting
Mayboob
No - They hamper Martin more when hes running in giving himself a blackeye
No - Hes a big booby pillow
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